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Mundau Nau Kapal:-

Mundau Nau Kapal -- Yeh ek Aukhana hai (MUHAVRA). jaise hindi main hota hai "BHAINS KE AAGEY BEEN BAJAANA."

Aam = Mango = Menhgo:-

TEACHER-bacho aam ko mango kyu kahte h?? Gadwali Boy-guru ji kan baat knna chaa tum,aam 50rupya kiloo huyaan chan ta unthe mango ni bun to sastu bun.




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Moblie Ma Lagali Aag:-

Jo SMS Ni Karalo Wai ka mobile ma lagali Aag.

Garhwali Valentine Message:-

On a velentine day, a boy to a girhwali girl-"happy velentine day". girhwali girl replied that"chal chhora hamaru abaju ch"

Full Meaning of Pahari:-

The full meaning of PAHARI P-PASSIONATE a-ATTRACTIVE H-HARDWORKING A-ALLROUNDER R-RESPONSIBLE I-INDIAN JAI UTTARAKHAND.

Garhwali Tajmahal Message:-

Wife: kya tum me khuni tajmahal banai sakdaan?

Husband: TAJMAHAL kya chej cha,

me tve te ve se bhi badu mahel bane delu,

MUMTAJ taa mor ge che,

hey! nirbagi me tve te taa jinda he gaad delu.



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Garhwali SMS:-

Jeenai ki jain nayi ada de,
Khush raina ki oonthe duva de,

Ai bhagwan waitain sara sansaar ki khushi de,
Jain apna dil maa mai tai jagah de.

Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag:-

Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag
Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag
Wah wah-2
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Jo SMS Ni Karalo
Wai ka mobile ma lagali AAG

Garhwali Good Night Message:-

Bina saga ki ruti gola ni jandi
Bina paani ke meri tees nee jandi
Katka b kosis karu sina ki par
Bina good night bulya mithe neend ni aandi.

Garhwali Good Night Message:-

English-Gud Night,

Hindi-Subh Ratri,

Urdu-Shabba Khair,

Garhwali-Mor ja, Seja aadhi raat whegi,

ab to bhoot bhe sege hola...

Kamaal ka Nakhra chi:-

Kamaal ka nakhra chi,

ajab Tyar Style cha,

Bholi Teri Smile cha,

or ve ma super hair style cha,

Naak Puchono ko ta sagor nicha or Haath ma mobile cha.

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Meri Janam Bhumi Pahad:-

''meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad,

ganga jamuna yakhi badri kedaar,

meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad”.

Jai Uttarakhand.

 



Full Form Of Garhwali:-

Garhwali Means
G=Great
A=Active
R=Reliable
H=Honest
W=Wonderful
A=Advance
L=Lovely
I=Intelligent.



Tu or Me Jaula Danda:-

Tu or me jaula daanda Agar ab msg ni karli ta tyaar moblile par lagala kaanda,

Koda Ki Roti ka matlave hota hai bajre ke aate ki roti or

Kandali Ko Saag ka matlave hota hai sarso ka saag,

Koda Ki Roti Kandali Ko Saag Wah wah-2.

Daant Bachaana Ka 3 Tarika:-

Apna daant bachaana ka 3 tarika

1 hamesha datoon karna
2 meetha kam khaana

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3 main dagdi muh sambhali tai baat karna.




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कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग:-

कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग,
कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग,
वाह वाह-2

जु एस एम एस नि करलू,
वै का मोबाइल मा लागली आग,

स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे:-

गुरूजी :- नौना…स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे हवे ?
पन्नू :- गुरूजी…बुई-बुबा ळड़ै कना छ्याई
गुरूजी :- ऊं झगड़णा छ्याई त ठिक च…पर तिळ अबेर किळे क्याई ?
पन्नू :- गुरूजी…इक्क जुत्ता बुबा हत्तम छै अर दुसर बुई हत्तम l

Garhwali Bumper Offer:-

Bumper offer send kara maite 99 sms

aur jita aap car ku ek photo,

ek tv ku dibba,

england jana wala plane tai tata karnu ku moka

aur mera sath dinner voo bhi aapka ghar.

Uttarakhand ma Bandh:-

Master G:- beta uttrakhand ma kati baandh (dam) chan?

Ramu- guru ji 4 chin.
1- ta chakna baand,
2- furki baand,
3- maaya baand.
4- silki baand.

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