HNBGU Datesheet 2012

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B.A Ragular 2011 - 2012 {H.N.B.G.U}:-

B.A. Private 2011-2012 {H.N.B.G.U}:-

 












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Garhwali SMS and Jokes

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Mundau Nau Kapal:-

Mundau Nau Kapal -- Yeh ek Aukhana hai (MUHAVRA). jaise hindi main hota hai "BHAINS KE AAGEY BEEN BAJAANA."

Aam = Mango = Menhgo:-

TEACHER-bacho aam ko mango kyu kahte h?? Gadwali Boy-guru ji kan baat knna chaa tum,aam 50rupya kiloo huyaan chan ta unthe mango ni bun to sastu bun.




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Garhwali SMS and Jokes

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Moblie Ma Lagali Aag:-

Jo SMS Ni Karalo Wai ka mobile ma lagali Aag.

Garhwali Valentine Message:-

On a velentine day, a boy to a girhwali girl-"happy velentine day". girhwali girl replied that"chal chhora hamaru abaju ch"

Full Meaning of Pahari:-

The full meaning of PAHARI P-PASSIONATE a-ATTRACTIVE H-HARDWORKING A-ALLROUNDER R-RESPONSIBLE I-INDIAN JAI UTTARAKHAND.

Garhwali Tajmahal Message:-

Wife: kya tum me khuni tajmahal banai sakdaan?

Husband: TAJMAHAL kya chej cha,

me tve te ve se bhi badu mahel bane delu,

MUMTAJ taa mor ge che,

hey! nirbagi me tve te taa jinda he gaad delu.



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Garhwali SMS and Jokes

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Garhwali SMS:-

Jeenai ki jain nayi ada de,
Khush raina ki oonthe duva de,

Ai bhagwan waitain sara sansaar ki khushi de,
Jain apna dil maa mai tai jagah de.

Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag:-

Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag
Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag
Wah wah-2
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Jo SMS Ni Karalo
Wai ka mobile ma lagali AAG

Garhwali Good Night Message:-

Bina saga ki ruti gola ni jandi
Bina paani ke meri tees nee jandi
Katka b kosis karu sina ki par
Bina good night bulya mithe neend ni aandi.

Garhwali Good Night Message:-

English-Gud Night,

Hindi-Subh Ratri,

Urdu-Shabba Khair,

Garhwali-Mor ja, Seja aadhi raat whegi,

ab to bhoot bhe sege hola...

Kamaal ka Nakhra chi:-

Kamaal ka nakhra chi,

ajab Tyar Style cha,

Bholi Teri Smile cha,

or ve ma super hair style cha,

Naak Puchono ko ta sagor nicha or Haath ma mobile cha.

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Garhwali SMS and Jokes

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Meri Janam Bhumi Pahad:-

''meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad,

ganga jamuna yakhi badri kedaar,

meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad”.

Jai Uttarakhand.

 



Full Form Of Garhwali:-

Garhwali Means
G=Great
A=Active
R=Reliable
H=Honest
W=Wonderful
A=Advance
L=Lovely
I=Intelligent.



Tu or Me Jaula Danda:-

Tu or me jaula daanda Agar ab msg ni karli ta tyaar moblile par lagala kaanda,

Koda Ki Roti ka matlave hota hai bajre ke aate ki roti or

Kandali Ko Saag ka matlave hota hai sarso ka saag,

Koda Ki Roti Kandali Ko Saag Wah wah-2.

Daant Bachaana Ka 3 Tarika:-

Apna daant bachaana ka 3 tarika

1 hamesha datoon karna
2 meetha kam khaana

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3 main dagdi muh sambhali tai baat karna.




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Garhwali Poem - You can find yourself here....!!

खिला एक फूल फिर इन पहाडों में.

मुरझाने फिर चला delhi की गलियों में.

graduate की डिग्री हाथ में थामे निकल गया.

फिर एक uttrakhandi लड़का जिंदा लांश बन गया…….

खो गया इस भागती भीड़ में वो.

रोज़ मारा बस के धक्कों में वो.

दिन है या रात वो भूल गया.

फिर एक uttrakhandi लड़का जिंदा लांश बन गया……

देर से रात घर आता है पर कोई टोकता नहीं.

भूख लगती है उसे पर माँ अब आवाज लगाती नहीं.

कितने दिन केवल चाय पीकर वो सोता गया.

फिर एक uttrakhandi लड़का जिंदा लांश बन गया……

अब साल में चार दिन घर जाता है वो.

सारी खुशियाँ घर से समेट लाता है वो.

अपने घर में अब वो मेहमान बन गया

फिर एक uttrakhandi लड़का जिंदा लांश बन गया……

मिलजाए कोई गाँव का तो हँसे लेता है वो.

पूरी अनजानी भीड़ में उसे अपना लगता है वो.

गढ़वाली गाने सुने तो उदास होता गया..

फिर एक uttrakhandi लड़का जिंदा लांश बन गया……

न जाने कितने फूल पहाड के यूँ ही मुरझाते हैं..

नौकरी के बाज़ार में वो बिक जाते है.

रोते हैं माली रोता है चमन..

उत्तराखंड का फूल उत्तराखंड में महकेगा की नहीं……..

Garhwali SMS and Jokes

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कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग:-

कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग,
कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग,
वाह वाह-2

जु एस एम एस नि करलू,
वै का मोबाइल मा लागली आग,

स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे:-

गुरूजी :- नौना…स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे हवे ?
पन्नू :- गुरूजी…बुई-बुबा ळड़ै कना छ्याई
गुरूजी :- ऊं झगड़णा छ्याई त ठिक च…पर तिळ अबेर किळे क्याई ?
पन्नू :- गुरूजी…इक्क जुत्ता बुबा हत्तम छै अर दुसर बुई हत्तम l

Garhwali Bumper Offer:-

Bumper offer send kara maite 99 sms

aur jita aap car ku ek photo,

ek tv ku dibba,

england jana wala plane tai tata karnu ku moka

aur mera sath dinner voo bhi aapka ghar.

Uttarakhand ma Bandh:-

Master G:- beta uttrakhand ma kati baandh (dam) chan?

Ramu- guru ji 4 chin.
1- ta chakna baand,
2- furki baand,
3- maaya baand.
4- silki baand.

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Kafal a amazing wild fruit of Uttarakhand

Kafal  a amazing wild fruit of Uttarakhand

Kafal is a wild fruit of Uttarakhand, too sweet in tase. "O!, mother-in-law Kafal has ripened. Burdened by the unending cycle of reaping, winnowing, sowing and weeding, shall I ever have enough of leisure to taste kafals in the jungle while traversing the trail that leads to my mother's home?" So sang a Kumaoni bride ages back and trapped in the quagmire of hard life when she lost her life untimely, she became a Magpie, a beautiful bird who, when the Kafal ripens in Himalayan jungles in the month of May and June often sings, "kafal pakko, meil ni chakkho" (kafal has ripened but I couldn't taste it yet).

Known to the botanists as Myrica Nagi Kafal is an uncultivated fruit of the Central Himalayas. In tourists towns like Lansdowne, Jaiharikhal, Pauri, Nainital  villagers may be seen sitting at road sides selling it for anything between Rs 100 to 200 per kg.

However, in the interiors small kids off from their schools, may be generous enough to offer it to you at the rate of just Rs 5 for a glass tumbler full. Besides Kumaon Kaphal (or Katphala) trees are found in North Punjab, Garhwal, Khasiya mountain and Silhat up to 2100 meters and also in Nepal and China.

Dr. Chiranjit Parmar, a Horticultural Consultant on Lesser Known Indian Plants, feels that this fruit has a potential of a new fruit crop.

It therefore deserves domestication and may turn out to be a new commercial crop. Never cultivated and propagated by the department of forest Kafal trees with dioecious flowers (individual plants having only one sex of flowers) have a symbiotic relationship with certain soil micro-organisms, which form nodules on the roots of the plants and fix atmospheric nitrogen.

Much of this nitrogen is used by other plants growing nearby. Ayurveda speaks of it as vedanasthapaka - pain killer, sita prasamana - relieves cold sensation on the skin, samjna sthapana restores consciousness, kanthya - beneficial for the throat, sandhaniya - a healing herb and sukra sodhana - purifies seminal fluids.

Susruta has mentioned it as visaghna - detoxifier and stambhana- astringent. Besides being useful in a wide range of ailments specified decoctions of its fruits, the stone they have and also its bark are claimed to be beneficial in cardiac debility, edema and haemoptysis.

A wax covering on the fruit is extracted by scalding the fruit with boiling water. Among the local inhabitants it is said to be used as an application for ulcer healing.

Candles made from this wax though are brittle but less greasy in warm weather and are quite aromatic and do not smoke when put out. Dr Prabhat Kumar from Pithoragarh, where it grows in abundance says that keeping an eye on its medicinal properties may become a "much sought after souvenir from hills.

By:

Alok Gusain

Team Member

Sources: Wikipedia and some news peppers.